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What is she WEARING? [Gossip Girl]

20. October 2008 Posted by Marcia

There is plenty to say about this outfit. The combination of the star print and the lace details evoke nothing so much as the pretty pretty princess dress worn by a child to her fifth birthday party. It’s the sort of dress that your grandma would compliment you for wearing, since the collar matches the [...]

What is she WEARING? [90210]

4. October 2008 Posted by Jess

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I mean, we’ve all been there. It’s a special occasion, you’ve got the perfect dress, the perfect shoes, and yet the outfit is missing a certain…something. What’s could it be? Some earrings, or a necklace? Perhaps some sort of hat, or a fascinator? A glittery little clutch bag? A cashmere wrap? This sort of confusion [...]

What is he WEARING?

25. September 2008 Posted by Marcia

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This man is drinking because: a) he is trying to erase the memory of hot limo sex with his one true love/arch nemesis, Blair. b) he is attempting to kill lots of brain cells in order to have more in common with his best friend, Nate. c) he just realized that he is a high school boy wearing [...]

What is he WEARING? [Gossip Girl]

15. September 2008 Posted by Marcia

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You know how, sometimes, you look back on old 70s photos and wonder how anyone, ever, thought that a powdered blue tuxedo with a ruffled shirt was an acceptable outift to wear outside the house? Surely, you told yourself, we are far more fashionable now. We have learned our mistakes, and shall never make such [...]

What is she WEARING? [90210]

15. September 2008 Posted by Jess

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Did 90210’s stylists get their training on the TV news, where people only need to look presentable from the waist up? Naomi’s top half: a little flouncy, a little frou-frou, not necessarily something I’d wear, but fundamentally acceptable. Naomi’s bottom half: GOOD GOD. 1. They’re shorts. 2. They’re white. 3. They appear to be constructed [...]

What are they WEARING? [BH 90210]

9. September 2008 Posted by Marcia

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The original Beverly Hills 90210 taught us many things. I can’t remember most of them right now, but I’m sure they were important. Perhaps most notably, it taught us what Rainbow Brite would have worn if she’d grown up to attend West Beverly Hills High School. While Donna hangs back, confident that her particular ensemble [...]

What is she WEARING? [90210]

6. September 2008 Posted by Marcia

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Look the costume designers were aiming for: carefree, fun-loving bohemia. Look they achieved: a brunette Bret Michaels. On the plus side, she now has a shot at a series of tasteless VH-1 reality shows in another 20 years.

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